Has anyone seen the new milk commercials? They're stupid. In fact, they're so bad I couldn't even find them on youtube. But the new milk website is fun. It's a game. Humans are the only animals that drink other animals' milk.
Orange County in one word or less: Artificial.
Irony? Jack Kevorkian spent a decade of his early life learning medicine so that he could become a doctor. He then dedicated his life to helping people die. Because of this he had his license to practice revoked and was sent to prison. Oregon is currently the only state that allows assisted suicide. (PS, he's also an artist?)
After I was at home over the last winter holiday season, I came back to find my car stinking like piss. I investigated and found evidence of mice living under my hood. I cleaned it out as well as I could. A couple weeks ago, after less than a week of not driving it, I left a light on in the car and couldn't start it. I found someone to give me a jump and when I opened my hood they (the rodents) were back. But they were huge. Pretty sure they were rats. My question is this: Why were they hanging out in my ratty old car, when there's a beautiful BMW parked right next to me?
I got a bunch of these new presidential $1 coins as change from the post office yesterday. I read on the website that what they're doing is releasing four presidents per year. So this year is George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Sam Adams, and .... James Madison? YES! I got them all, I just mixed up Jefferson and Adams. No biggie. Anyway that's cool about the coins, right? Wrong. This is why it's not cool: In ten years I'm gonna be walking around with both George Bushes, Bill Clinton, and some other totally lame guy in my pocket. Unless Hillary wins next year (HAH!).
I accidentally bought 75% less sugar Cinnamon Toast Crunch at the store the other day instead of the normal kind. It's awful. Like cinnamon toast woodchips.
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