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There's a new Star Trek movie in the making. The coolest thing about it? If you're ugly enough, you can be in it. Oh yeah. According to the BBC, there's an open call for: "Talent with interesting and unique facial features such as: long necks, small heads, extremely large heads, wide-set eyes, bug eyes, close-set eyes, large forehead, short upper lip, pronounced cheekbones, over- or undersized ears and/or nose, facial deformities, ultra plain-looking people, ultra perfect-looking people, pure wholesome looks, twins, triplets, emaciated talent, regally poised and postured talent, or other visually unique characteristics". I think I could name a few people who could try out...

Speaking of Star Trek, one of my favorite songs is the Picard Song. Also see the Picard YTMND.

Finally, some long-awaited advances in date-rape technology. Toys laced with date-rape drugs. Could this be a new trend in non-consensual sexual activities? playdate-rapes? It's a pedophile's dream come true. Oh and by the way, the toy was Australia's 2007 toy of the year. Talk about a country founded by convicts. But I guess the toys might not be so bad if you don't abuse the kids... Say the kid is being too loud or won't take a nap... Let them play with the magic sleepy toy. Problem solved. They wake up from a coma a couple days later and you are rested and refreshed.


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